Mini-review: Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers

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You know what I was saying about Candy Crush Saga being the epitome of the freemium marketplace on Windows Phone? i.e. pitched in order to provide decent, addictive gameplay at the expense of outrageous amounts of in-app purchasing to make money for the developers. It turns out that it has a rival - Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers is another fugitive from iOS and Android and it too is pitched on a knife edge. Get hooked and you can spend quite a bit in order to keep on racing - or move on and go home!

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers itself looks a little like a car racing sim, but don't be too fooled - it's in the lane-hopping genre, i.e. you tap (or swipe) to move lanes, left and right, avoiding lorries going in each direction, avoiding blocks dropped from planes (no, really) and trying to scoop up blocks representing in-game cash. 

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

This is all set against a background of fast animated, on-rushing scenery - the impression is of super high (beyond normal reaction times) speed, though it turns out that this is normal. It's normal because the developers want you to crash and require repairs, at which point you'll soon be paying real money to get the virtual money. 

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

In fact, there are many, many ways to spend both in-game cash and real money, including avoiding in-game waits, buying new cars, customising your existing ones (right down to the number plates!) and buying power-ups. 

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Being honest, the sheer amount of finance-derived activity left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth - if the core game had been more innovative than just nudging left and right every now and then 'on rails' then I'd have persevered longer and the in-app-purchases could have been justified in terms of hours of gameplay.

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Sadly, despite the sumptuous animations and rendering, the core game is a little 'GameBoy'-ish and 'Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers' didn't grab me at all. Your mileage may vary, of course - comments welcome!

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

Fast Outlaw: Asphalt Surfers screenshot

PS. With screenshot after screenshot of freemium interaction, you'll get the idea - you'll spend as much time juggling virtual and real money as you do dodging lorries - haven't most players got enough to do, finance-wise, in the real world? For the umpteenth time, developers, just give us a great game for a modest fee and some utterly optional extra IAPs for the really keen. Hint: see Riptide GP2.

Source / Credit: Windows Phone Store